christian

christian
1. (Christian) (4653↑, 2775↓)
A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. A person who believes that Jesus of Israel was/is the Son of God and was everything He claimed to be.

Kristen was a Christian and carried her Bible everywhere she went.

2. (Christian) (2341↑, 713↓)
Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive

Christian searched his name on Google and ended up on the website for a local church

3. (christian) (3050↑, 1952↓)
a christian is someone who believes that jesus christ is the son of god and that he died for EVERYBODY'S sins. a REAL christian realizes that he/she is not perfect but tries to be more like jesus. a REAL christian wouldn't try to force their beliefs on others, so whoever thinks that obviously hasn't met a true christian. also, don't think that all christians are like george bush, cause i'm a christian and i'm not exactly a big fan of his....to say the least.

Non-Christian: So, I guess you like George Bush Christian: Not even a little.

4. (christian) (2260↑, 1816↓)
A christian is someone who has a personal relationship with God and isnt afraid to show it. It doesnt mean carrying around a bible or wearing a christian t-shirt but more of exposing the ultamite truth which is held in God's personal love letter to each individual (the bible)

A true christian doesnt say they are a christan...but they live like they are one.

5. (Christian) (819↑, 373↓)
A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.

When I see Christian bells ring like the sound of a moving truck backing up.

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6. (Christian) (2028↑, 1790↓)
(I understand that everyone doesnt hate us. This is to those that do.) We believe that Jesus died on the cross to save us from OUR sins. He didnt have to but he did anyway. (And it is in history, in case you were all wonderin)It is true that some people do things in the "name of God" that are horrible and say that God made them do it, that is not true, and that is what gives christians a bad name. Those people are not christians, they just want someone to use as a excuse for doing something bad. You hate us because you say that we think that we are better than you, which is completely 100% untrue. The Bible says that we are to consider everyone above us, and be humble (see below). If you have never met a christian like that then you have never met a true follower of Christ. Another reason you hate us is that you say we condemn everone who doesnt believe in God, true christians do not do that. There is something that the world needs to understand, there are people who call themselves christains, and then totally dont act like it. And then there are christians who follow God, and his word. The latter do not condemn people becuase who are we to condemn when we are just the same as you? People who have posted definitions say that we are boring. But fun isnt..., drinkng,smoking,having sex,partying,playing gory games and watching gory movies all the time. Isnt is true that after you do that for a while you start to feel empty, bored and like you are wondering around without cause? Those things begin to control you, (you who say nothing controls you). And that sounds boring to me. I have a cause, I have a life, and I do not appreciate being cursed for my beliefs. I love God and I am not ashamed to say it nor will I ever be. If you would like any more info, ask a friend if you can visit thier church, just to see if I am telling the truth. Or watch the Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, everything in that movie is true, that really did happen to Jesus. But in real life, it was worse for him. Another thing, if your friends harass you for wanting to go, just think about what kind of friends they are. What kind of friend would want to control you? You say you are going to do what YOU want to do, and no one can tell you otherwise. We are the same, people tell us otherwise all the time. They harass us, degrade us, hate us, even kill us. But we will never back down, we are part of the army of the unashamed. And no matter what you have done, where you have been, what you have said, you can be part of it too. We will accept you. We do not hate you. We do not condemn you and we do not think we are better than you are. We do not save ourselves by anything we do, God saved us. And he can save you too. Find a good church (which takes some visiting), find a youth group, and get plugged in. You will be amazed about how much you didnt know about us.

True christians follow this... Philippians 2:3 (New Living Translation) New Living Translation (NLT) 3 Don’t be selfish; don’t try to impress others. Be humble, thinking of others as better than yourselves.

7. (Christian) (217↑, 83↓)
Best best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He's considerate, caring, AMAZINGLY sweet, loving, handsome, sexy beyond belief (to sum things up). He'll come into your life when you least expect, but you'll never want him to leave once he does. He has gorgeous eyes and an amazing smile. When he holds you in his arms the world melts away. He'll turn your worst days around and make them into your best and he'll be there for you no matter what. Best thing that will ever happen to you point blank\!

Christian is the [Best Boyfriend Ever]

8. (christian) (1502↑, 1370↓)
Was originally used as a derogatory term for those who followed the teachings of Jesus. It means "Little Christ". It was insulting for a while, until they found out that's what they were. They were maimed and [martyr]ed for their faith in God. And they say Christians never suffered... A pretty cool religion, if you ask me.

I am a Christian. I believe in God, and that Jesus died on the cross to atone for MY sins, and I try to follow Jesus' example. Bless those who curse you. Pray for those who persecute you.

9. (Christian) (282↑, 160↓)
People who believe a man with a beard floats in the sky and watches everything we do... And yes, Timmy, that includes you; No more masturbating.

J-Dizzle: Yo, i'm christian. T-Dawg: That's stupid.

10. (christian) (304↑, 189↓)
christians are believers of a faith based on little more than a 2000 year-old book that could have been written by anyone. christians believe in such scientifically impossible items/events as a virgin birth, a talking snake and a tale about a man surviving 3 days inside a fish. their religion has very little pull in reality and frankly makes little sense. most christians are a hypocritical bunch and love to pass judgement on others even though such an act is condemned by their 'bible'. an easy example of this is their annoying tendancy to meddle in other people's sexuality when it has no effect on themselves. christians believe that a being they call 'god' resides up in the sky and when you die, if you repent and blah blah blah you be accepted into the kindgom of heaven. if you are a sinner and do not accept christ, you are damned to 'hell' which is described as a lake of fire. christianity, like many other religious sects or cults practises the always humble act of genocide and are more than happy to kill you because your religion doesn't match theirs. too bad christianity is just the numberless draft of the exact same story, used for the basis of almost every other religion.

(1) man: i was born gay and have finally found the courage to be honest with myself. christian: you filthy fag, rot in hell. (2) christian: you are a terrible person for not believing in the lord, he will smite you and such. girl: that's funny 'cause it says right here in the bible when you judge others, you condemn yourself. enjoy 'hell'. lol.

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11. (Christian) (115↑, 17↓)
A person who follows the christian religion. see [fundie].

The christians blocked all but a small portion of the street on sunday morning, meaning we had to drive an extra block and a half to get where we were going.

12. (Christian) (145↑, 50↓)
A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh. They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment

Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest

13. (Christian) (610↑, 520↓)
1) someone who believes in Christ Jesus and has asked Him to come into their heart. 2) someone who isn't perfect but knows that he/she is forgiven by a God who is.

"That guy over there is a recovering drug-addict and used to abuse his spouse, but he's trying hard to change... so according to this definition, he's still a Christian. Just maybe not a great one."

14. (Christian) (123↑, 36↓)
A person who believes a person named Jesus died because he claimed he was God, and supposedly came back to life by unexplained scientific means. Their religious text "The Bible" is divided into two parts, each one contradicts the other. They also share the first half of "The Bible" with the Jewish faith, however they disagree with most of it. In some weird fashion, Christians identify their Deity (God) as three people in one, explained below. Jesus- The son, God is somehow his child. God- The father. Weird. Ghost- The third part, which we really never hear about but plays a huge role in our "salvation". Christians are usually identified by their social nature, their biblical teaching tells them to love on another and constantly spread the word of Christ (The Bible). Pretty much Christians are recognized because they are complete assholes, or pussies. Generally the kid who sits at lunch hall alone, and cries at break period. Be wary, if you associate with them they will probaby shove the word down your throat.

Christian: Hello, Good sir\! I would like to share the word of Christ, who is also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time\! Person: .....What? God: Jesus, I am your father's nephew's uncles brother's sister's brother's father's son. Jesus: I know, for Christianity is the most clear text in the universe. I wrote it\! Parent: You must believe in Christ, or else we will disown you\! Child: But Mom.....\! Parents: Silence\! You must be stoned to death for disobedience\! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)

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15. (christian) (116↑, 29↓)
someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results. So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?

christian: "god is super" me: "you're full of shit"

16. (christian) (138↑, 52↓)
one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)

I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.

17. (christian) (121↑, 36↓)
a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.

i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell

18. (Christian) (129↑, 46↓)
A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems. They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia. The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.

random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D Christian: REPENT\!\!\!\! random normal person: *calls 911*

19. (Christian) (135↑, 54↓)
n. A Christian is someone who believes an omnipresent omnibenevolent deity exists who understands and comprehends everything in all of it's intricacies, no matter how small or mundane. Perhaps more miraculous than the being itself is the unwavering denial, even in the wake of 9/11, and Slavery, and the Holocaust, and the child sex rings in Cambodia, and the dark ages, and the use of an atomic bomb...twice...on civilians.

"Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby." Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby? Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows\! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance

20. (Christian) (123↑, 44↓)
Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.

Atheist Vs Christian debate Christian: You're going to Hell\! Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox? Christian: Disease is a result of Sin\! Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom. Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG\! Atheist: *sigh*

21. (christian) (173↑, 95↓)
The majority of Americans. *sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in...

That christian american was giving me shit because I said I didn't believe in his god.

22. (Christian) (142↑, 65↓)
A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.

Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone. My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday. Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.

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23. (Christian) (207↑, 130↓)
a great guy....who is a great friend...yes it is a name not just a religion...

christian is a great guy...he is my best guy friend and i have no examples so i just wrote something

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24. (christian) (205↑, 135↓)
Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god. A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person. Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict. A bit of evidence to shed some light: Mark 11:24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians. They all get cancer. So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness. 99 of them die. 1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god. The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know. Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own. God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith". Which is just really fucking stupid. To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real. Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do. He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good. The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven. :o Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does. Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.

"Hello there. I'm Jesus\! I'm a christian \! I love you\! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me\! You can always count on me for help\! I'm your friend\! But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks\! Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL\! I've also got an amazing saying: Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me\! Jesus\! The guy who damns his enemies to hell\! :D"

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25. (Christian) (163↑, 93↓)
This is my view on christians: Someone who is mad at the entire world. Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead. Someone who is a total piece of shit. Someone who doesn't care for anything. Someone that hates you by the way you look. The kid who bullied you at school. The person who votes down on this. Someone who is a mean person in general.

Wow why does he have to be such a asshole? He's definitely christian.

26. (Christian) (586↑, 518↓)
A person who knows that he or she isn't perfect, but has came to the realization that he or she doesn't have to feel the guilt of sin anymore because Jesus took care of it. A Christian is a person who follows by Jesus' law: "Love on another," which is the only commandment he has asked us to do. A Christian is a person who follows in Jesus' footsteps: Hangs out with anyone: the drunks, the theifs, the prostitutes. Prays for everyone: forgives. Does not take revenge, but does pray for his or her enemies. Just because a Christian may gossip doesn't mean that he or she isn't a Christian or a hypocrite. It means that we're still human; that we're still learning to be like Him. A Pharisee is like a judgemental leader. You should look into that. Make sure you don't think that all Christians are like the Pharisees. The Pharisees were the religious leaders who killed Jesus. Jesus was a perfect being. He was the son of God; he IS the song of God. He is God\! He will always be there. Just as he was thousands of years ago, he still is today.

person1: I'm a Christian? person2: Not a damn Chrisitan... person1: but... (interuption) person2: don't go preachin' to me damn foo. Person1: but you don't understand...

27. (Christian) (315↑, 247↓)
Someone who follows Christianity. Christianity is a very dangerous ancient religions cult that believes that an invisible fairy man who lives in the sky created everything. They are know for killing anyone that tries to reason with them and tell them they are batshit crazy. See George Bush.

I sure hope the rapture comes soon; I want that Christian's Porsche 911 SC. Help\! Christians are stealing my country\! Christian? No, I have a brain.

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28. (christian) (133↑, 70↓)
A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans. Truth.

That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal... he's gonna be in the ground before me. worm food bitches. just like jesus.

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29. (Christian) (186↑, 124↓)
Those who practice the [religion] [Christianity]. Sometimes reffering to a name of a person. They can be found anywhere. They are very easily recognized by seeing if they carry these traits. Narrow minded, [homophobic], [sexist] and often found believing in imaginary friends. Common beliefs of a Christian. - homosexuality is wrong. - that an imaginary supreme being called [god] loves them.

- Oh my gawd, Christian is moving schools\! - Oh god, that Christian [preacher] was annoying as hell.

30. (Christian) (155↑, 94↓)
One who believes in a being who stands behind a wall no one can see through, and decides whether or not to torture you forever based on if you can guess what color shirt he is wearing.

A Christian will assure you that hell is a justifiable punishment for sin, without realizing that arbitrary blind faith is the reason their god actually decides whether or not to send you there.

31. (christian) (433↑, 377↓)
everyday people. christians arent bible hugging, insane church going freaks. yes we have our beliefs and we have faith in God, but we are normal people just like everyone else. so for anyone who thinks christians are crazy church praying robots. look around. i bet 1 in 5 people you know are christians. so dont judge people on their religion

bob: i met this HELLA hot girl. we made out and then she told me she was christian. friend: lets go to church ;]

32. (christian) (649↑, 598↓)
One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.

George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.

33. (christian) (61↑, 18↓)
a guy you can spill your guts to with no fear of anyone else finding out. the wisest idiot you have ever met. he isnt perfect, and may have made a few mistakes, but he knows it and tries to learn from it and move on. he is extremely insightful, and when you talk to him you feel like he knows exactly what you are thinking before you say it. Has the most beautiful eyes of any boy you have ever met, and you have to watch yourself so you dont end up staring.. bear hugs are always welcome, because they make you feel like you are wrapped up in love and safety no matter your current situation in life and you forget your feet are on the ground. sarcasm drips from everything he says but that just makes you adore him more. he loves music with all he is, especially hardcore. he works hard and long to provide for his future, and for that you respect him. when you need him he appears at any time of day or night. he can be full of himself and really stupid sometimes. his self-esteem level goes to the negatives and he seems to jump from girl to girl, which drives you absolutely insane, but in the end you know you will stay. he says he cares about you, but sometimes you wonder if he genuinely means it. during the hardest times of your year, you stay up late and think about your conversations. you cant help but smile. he is your guardian angel. and though the world doesnt accept him, he wants to break down the walls of stereotypes and make his mark before he goes.

christian: he doesnt love you. and you dont love him. you:why do you say that? christian: because we arent who we are supposed to be yet. no one is. so why fall for someone who doesnt exist?

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34. (Christian) (274↑, 233↓)
Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.

Christian: Hey, want to come to church? Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian Christian: HEATHEN\! DEVIL-SPAWN\! DEMON\! HERETIC\! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY\! YOU MUST CONVERT\! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE\! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL\!\!\!\!\!\! Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*

35. (Christian) (223↑, 184↓)
-A person lacking in common sense -Filled with denial or ignorance -see [Down Syndrome]

"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."

36. (Christian) (204↑, 169↓)
Someone who believes in a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever by symbolically eating his flesh and telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a forbidden tree in a lost garden guarded by angels

if 82% of America believes in this fairy tale as fact, we were doomed from the beginning thanks Christians for being so blind

37. (Christian) (336↑, 317↓)
A person who believes in a fairy tale book made up of lies, contradictions and plagerisations of past religions. A Christian is someone who follows a dogmatic and clearly false religion that has forced its way into the majority through gruesome events such as the inquisition and the crusades, they have also sparked some amazingly heart warming times as the middle ages.

hey dude did you know that statistically speaking Christianity's has caused more horror and death than anything else in human history, aren't those Christians sick

38. (Christian) (113↑, 96↓)
A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. Most are kind and polite, but some are complete snobs about it. The latter gets extremely offended when someone has a difference of opinion religiously, but still go around saying everybody else is wrong and that they are going to hell for not having faith. Especially aggressive towards Atheists.

Atheist: I don't believe in God. Christian 1: I do. That's cool, though. Christian 2: You're an atheist? FUCK YOU\! You're going to hell\! Christians have to rule the world\!\!\!11 We should kill all Atheists\!\!\!\!1\!\!

39. (Christian) (15↑, 4↓)
A boy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts. He is a great friend and if you're lucky enough, you may get t have him as your boyfriend. Any girl who is lucky enough to have him shoud be thankful. He is amazing.

Woah\! You're so lucky that Christian asked you out\!

40. (Christian) (215↑, 206↓)
(for the record, I don't hate Christians, I hate Christianity and what it does to people. If you wanna hate on that, have at. It's what I believe. Go ahead, tell me, once again, that I don't have the right to believe it. Everything in this article comes from survey and research.) People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices. All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature. Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity. America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.

The other day, I was called a 'hopeless sinner' by a Christian when I told them I didn't want to engage in their church Bible study.

41. (Christian) (28↑, 20↓)
this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice

Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.

42. (Christian) (22↑, 15↓)
1) Name of male boy. Not a girls name.. Often a person who is artisticly creative and loves music. Is considered to be rather funny. Is not considered to be attractive persay and has low self-esteem. Ironically not usually religious in nature. Often crushes on random girls and can't get over past relationships. Tends to be socially awkward at times. "Christians" also do not affiliate with past girlfriends and tend to think of them as being dead. Can easily be described as overly emotional. Is absolutely terrible at all sports, except random ones. ie. wakeboarding, bowling, skiing, cricket. Loves music and comedy above all else. 2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.

1) Christian is a really nice guy, just not my type. 2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian. 3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.

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43. (Christian) (9↑, 3↓)
The guy I fell in love with. I'm too young to say this, but I know when I'm old and prune-like, I'll never regret loving him. It may be my hormones talking; but I love my hormones, and I always will :] Christian is a perfectionist, a "pedophile," or so he claims (because he has many self-given names); okay, he's not a pedophile, he just says he is. He's actually only 17, but anyways ... He can be insightful, but then again, he can be negative, or what he says, "I'm not negative. I'm positive .. in a dark way." He's insanely adorable with his phrases, and when you're near him, you will start to shake and incessantly babble on about the Odyssey. That's how great he is. Many people will look at you funny when you point out who he is, but you won't care. And whenever you pass by him (and this is probably only if he's secretly in love with you too), he can't help but look. This also goes for when you're in the same room, but you're not sitting at the same table. He's insanely funny and has many comebacks. He's been through many things, which you can't help but feel sorry for him. When you're talking to him online, he'll occasionally have one-worded answers, because, after all, he's a guy, but most of the time, he's truthful as to what he's feeling. Christian is also intelligent. Ultimately, he's what every girl (or so I think) wants.

[Christian walks out of the room.] Friend: Who was that? Me: That was Christian, the guy that I love.

Author: perfectionismsucks http://christian.urbanup.com/5920286
44. (Christian) (6↑, 2↓)
Christian is one of a kind. Christian is insightful, extremely intelligent, caring, tenacious, and an innovator. Christian's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Christian will not be taken advantage of. Christian is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. Christian's realism and matter-of-fact attitude may give you the idea that he isn't emotional, although he's a realist, he is capable of extremely deep and profound emotions and is fully secure in his masculinity, so he isn't afraid to show it. Christian's creativity will blow your face off if you ever witness it. Christian's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Christian's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. Beware- Don't gaze too long, otherwise you may find that you have stripped your clothes off and are standing there naked in the hopes of being ravished by Christian. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet Christian, because you'll know you just met an amazing person. Note- Just because his name is Christian doesn't mean he is a believer in any specific faith.

Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.

45. (Christian) (7↑, 3↓)
Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.

Did you see that guy he was so Christian.

46. (Christian) (4↑, 2↓)
The most [perfect] boy I have ever laid eyes on, and he is the sweetest and loveliest person you could ever meet. He believes all girls of every shape, size, nationality and race is beautiful, and he isn't afraid to tell them so. He also offers anyone a shoulder to cry on, and helps make them feel better just by smiling at them :) He adores [football], and is an amazing football player :) His favourite team is Manchester City. He makes your heart melt and gives you butterflies just by sending you a text. He is amazing, and I love him no matter what. I have always loved him, through bad and good, and I always will, I'm so glad he's mine.

[Chloe]: I love you more than anything in the world xxxxxx Christian: I love you so much, you are my world \<3 xxxxxx

Author: Chloe_Adores_Christian http://christian.urbanup.com/6097260
47. (christian) (14↑, 12↓)
a young kid who dose not yet know where his life will lead him , a sensitive and emotional kid who will cry through any sad movie you put him to. loves soccer , likes to express himself in songs, drawing , and singing , loves to look up in the sky at night through his window open to feel the breeze , belives in wishes comming true at 11:11pm , sweetest kid who girls love and call cute all the time , will never hurt you , when he loves you , you can tell he'll make you happy on how hard he tries , takes alot to earn his trust , someone who is funny but shy alot , been through alot with relationships and family , likes to spend his free time on friends or excersing , thinks alot about the world and how it became , thinks about how he got to this point , loves alot of people but when he has his eye on a girl he will do anything for that one girl to be his , a real sweetheart

the new kid christian is a real kid who you always dreamed for , hes my perfect type.

Author: the true meaning of christian http://christian.urbanup.com/5478251
48. (Christian) (6↑, 5↓)
The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Beautiful, both inside and out. He has an amazing sense of humor, although it is kind of twisted at some times, but he can lighten any mood in a matter of seconds. Makes everyone feel like they're insanely special. Did I mention he's insanely ADORABLE and CUTE, usually Irish. Super good at sports- one and all, but especially basketball. Superhumanly smart. Doesn't usually like anyone, so if you're lucky enogh that he falls for you... take him and NEVER let him go. Talk about imensely perfect???? Best Guy EVER to walk the Earth, along with Jesus \<3

girl: hey :) christian: hey, can i ask you something? girl: sure christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li- girl: OH MY GOD, YES\! you're amazing and I like you too\! [or] Girl 1: did you see that super [cute] kid shooting hopes? Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots\! girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian\!

Author: mIsSa_lOvEs_ChRiStIaNx333 http://christian.urbanup.com/5892585
49. (Christian) (0↑, 0↓)
violent hypocritical liars. between 800 and 1500 AD, the christian empire was known to burn an outside culture to the ground, absorb local beliefs into the religion, forcefully convert locals, while at the same time condemning them.

the christians drowned my child during a baptism because i refused to be baptised

Author: Aiden the Pagan http://christian.urbanup.com/6389380
50. (CHRISTIAN) (2↑, 2↓)
Loud, likes to club, always finds something to do, gives the BEST presents, and the life of the party\!\!\!\!

CHRISTIAN bought me a owl sweater for christmas :D

Author: A person you dont kno stalkers http://christian.urbanup.com/6325651
51. (Christian) (2↑, 3↓)
pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.

Christian is amazing.

52. (Christian) (3↑, 4↓)
The most wonderful person you will ever meet. He may seem a little mean at times but his heart is in the right place. He's a great listener and always cares about what you have to say. He sticks up for his and always tells the truth even if it's not what you want to hear. He's always there for you and will never let you down. Getting to know him is the best decision you will ever make. He's hard working when he wants to be but is also stubborn and a tad immature. He's tons of fun to be around and will keep you laughing. He's also the most absolutely amazing Boyfriend ever. And I'm lucky to call him mine. :)

"You know that guy Christian?" "The super cute one who's amazing?" "Yep that's the one."

53. (Christian) (26↑, 27↓)
Something everyone says that they are but nobody really practices.

"Man, i'm a Christian, [fuck you]." "Uhhh..."

54. (Christian) (2↑, 4↓)
Christian is a guy who is exceptionally slow. He has the most amazing blue eyes you've ever seen. He can be extremely sweet when he wants to be, but he also has a very loud and obnoxious personality. He's not a fighter by nature, but he wont back down if someone pisses him off. He always know how to put a smile on your face, no matter what mood your in. He's a bit of a perv, but it's one of the things you'll love most about him. He's a pretty short guy, but his handsome face will make up for the lost height. He has a beautiful smile, sported with braces that he's had since he was a middle schooler. He'll alway be there for you. He's not good with relationships, but he'll be the best friend you'll ever have if you let him. He'll pop into your life unexpectantly , but you can't get rid of him once you meet him. Not that you'd want too any ways. (:

Christian is amazing.

Author: Brown eyed girl. http://christian.urbanup.com/6030638
55. (Christian) (16↑, 18↓)
n. One who is a friend, servant, and follower of Jesus Christ. adj. Having the characteristics and beliefs of a Christian. Christians are followers of God. Despite what many think, true Christians don't condemn others, but help them with their troubles. We don't diss other religions, but try to show atheists and members of other religions the truth. We don't destroy, we help bring up. But we are not the ones performing miracles, it is the Lord working through each and every one of us.

To be a Christian: Christianity. It's not a religion, it's a RELATIONSHIP.

56. (Christian) (6↑, 9↓)
One with an unusually small cock.

"Damn is that a tic tac\!" "No, it's just Christian's penis."

57. (Christian) (2↑, 5↓)
A boy that is usually [tall], and [hates relationships]. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very [good looking back] and [band-tee] sense of style gets usually very [short girls] to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be [extremely boring]. He absolutely loves the sport [soccer], and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY [NO BUTT] and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.

Woah\! That tall dude Christian looks lonely. Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that [short chick]. They looked cute together\!

Author: yourfuckingnightmare2014 http://christian.urbanup.com/5926595
58. (christian) (1↑, 5↓)
a fun guy who just happens to like dudes but thats okay because he is funny and kind and always looks for the best in people. He is responsible and dependable.

1."hey do you know christian?" 2."that gay kid?" 1."no that guy who is freaking awesome\!"

59. (Christian) (3↑, 7↓)
A believer of the Christian faith and that Jesus is the savior. Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word [Muslim]. Also they are sometimes hypocritical. They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.

Christian 1 - "I hate Muslims" Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong." Christian 1 - "Agreed."

60. (Christian) (7↑, 11↓)
1) an often misused and misunderstood term due to people who have taken on that name and acted like total holier-than-thou [jerks] and really dont know dont care and dont live what this word means which 2) in reality is someone who has asked Jesus to be the boss of their life, believes that he was fully dead for 3 days and was resurected, and IS alive.

1) hey bob just lectured tom because he cussed he is such a christian 2)the person who will sit with the new kid and will be an encouragement to all those who coe in contact with this person

Author: ChristianChick\<3 http://christian.urbanup.com/5203852
61. (Christian) (1↑, 6↓)
A person that gets alot of pussy and he loves to get with hot girls

He got with that girl and her sister Christian got with her and her sister

62. (Christian) (8↑, 13↓)
1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals. 2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights. 3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.

1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010. 2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member. 3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.

63. (Christian) (49↑, 54↓)
A name mostly for guys, that is super rare for girls- but still exist for those very few. Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations: -while partying -while kissing -drinking? -while angry This kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She's cute, but not HOT. She's charming, but not too sexy either. Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it's always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.

Hey, have you met that girl, Christian. She seemed like such a good girl\! Who KNEW she could move like THAT\!?

Author: withoutnameathemoment http://christian.urbanup.com/3786618
64. (christian) (3↑, 9↓)
Anyone who has believed in Christ Jesus and recieved Him into their heart through prayer. Those people are often unaware that when done that they are now a new kind of human beings, new biologic species, humanity mingled with divinity, cause the Holly Spirit got into them and made an organic union with them (just like grafting)... The devine life within is supposed to be constantly growing thus sanctifying the human part of the being. But that happens only if they live in close spiritual fellowship with God and other believers and abide in the Bible's teaching. If they don't, they may act just like any other human (even be criminals).This divine life will resurrect them from the dead (at the Christ's second coming) just like that happened to Jesus. They are just like Jesus in His earthly life with two exceptions: their flesh is still contaminated with sin, and they will never share His Godhead (be object to worship).

Eric: Are you reading this Bible?\! Joe: Yes, sure I do. I'm a christian.

65. (Christian) (4↑, 10↓)
Christian a religious name, carries the blood of royalty in his vain, is a King of Kings,Independent and a great lover\!

christian a leader to his people

66. (Christian) (22↑, 29↓)
A person who has realized that they have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and has humbly turned from their sins(the definition of repentance), and has submitted their life to the Lordship of Jesus Christ and has trusted in Him(Jesus Christ) as Lord and Savior and obey Him\! Notice, I say trust in Jesus Christ, the son of God alone\! We don't trust in "mother" Mary, saints, a priest, the pope, the book of mormon, or anything like that. A Christian is not someone who is merely religious, goes to church, prays prayers, reads bibles, was baptized, or any of that stuff. That stuff is good, but if there's no inward change that results in outward change and good fruit, they are not truly saved. In addition, despite what many say, God's Grace is NOT a license or a covering for sin, and Christians are not unconditionally eternally secure. A Christian can lose their salvation by renouncing Jesus Christ, especially during times of persecution, by unrepentant willful sin, or by believing a false gospel, or by taking the Mark of the Beast during the 7 year Tribulation period when the Antichrist will be reigning and will require people to worship him and take a mark of loyalty indicating their loyalty to him(the Antichrist) in order to partake in commerce as well to avoid beheading. However, the Bible warns that if ANYONE takes the mark, regardless of the reason, they will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire. Taking 666 is an unforgivable sin. Revelation 14:9-11.

The twelve Apostles, the Apostle Paul, those who have died as martyrs for the faith, the future Tribulation Christians who endure to the end by refusing to take the 666 mark despite the pressures of social rejection, persecution, possible torture, starvation, and the death penalty.

Author: Preacher of Repentance http://christian.urbanup.com/4781201
67. (Christian) (2↑, 10↓)
A person who does not just believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, but rather aspires to understand and follow His teachings. In other words, if you call yourself a Christian and don't really understand Christ's teachings, you aren't.

If you are working to enrich yourself more than for those with greater needs than your own, you are not a Christian.

68. (Christian) (13↑, 21↓)
A girl's or guy's name.

Darryn-Dude, look at that [fine chick] over there\! Brad- Woaaah, yep. That's [Christian].

69. (Christian) (47↑, 55↓)
(noun) A person who follows the religion of christianity. Christians follow the teachings of the bible and Jesus Christ. After looking at the above entries I see that christianity is a very misunderstood religion. If you ask me, christianity faces the same problems as Islam. When people think of either Christianity or Islam they think of the extremists, "your religion is wrong, join us or die" and all that. In fact, the extremists make up a very small portion of both religions, we just see more of them in the news media since they stand out more. In fact Christians and Muslims are generally good-natured people. There's the occasional bigot, hypocrite, or convict etc. But there are other reasons for those things, mainly the type of place they live in and their other beliefs not associated with their religion.

Long definition made short, quit using generalization to diss christians. How much do you really know about it anyway?

70. (Christian) (11↑, 22↓)
Someone who believes in God and his son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. A real Christian does not try to force their beliefs on others, and rarely tells people straight out that they are one, but lives like it every day. They realize that no one is perfect, especially themselves, and they do not attempt to make people believe they are. Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.

Girl: Are you a Christian? Christian: Yea, why? Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you? Christian: Why would I do that? Girl: You all do. Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?

71. (Christian) (4↑, 16↓)
A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo

man you smell like a "Christian" wow he's a real "Christian"

72. (Christian) (35↑, 48↓)
1. A boy who is sexually inappropriate and often loud. He loves the skanks. 2. A boy who is very strange who is quite immature on occasion. -mk 3. Bad ass

Dammmn did you see that Christian kid? Yeah. He's crazy.

73. (christian) (167↑, 180↓)
Lion food. A delusional person.

Another delusional christian, eh? Feed 'em to the lion\!

74. (Christian) (15↑, 29↓)
A person who acts WAY younger then they are. They have little to NO experience in bed and can be short tempered. they suck at Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and spas at EVERYTHING. VERY ugly, and troll like. thinks he has friends but doesn't. and will start a rumor to gain a friend. lonely, and doesn't know what his own father looks like. LOOK UP YOUR FATHER\!\!

"christian said your using me" "wtf\! ive known you longer, what a fag\!" ugly

Author: fat peopleugly people....a http://christian.urbanup.com/5100081
75. (Christian) (23↑, 37↓)
A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food. He is sexy and a sexy hot face the sexiest guy in the world Sweet and cool coolest guy in the school\!

[christian] is sexy [hotty]

Author: Anonymous man \<3 http://christian.urbanup.com/4136521
76. (Christian) (6↑, 22↓)
A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.

Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :) Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country. Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know. Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic. Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay? Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try. *they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*

Author: MissCaliBrownie http://christian.urbanup.com/4865883
77. (Christian) (16↑, 33↓)
a person who belives there awesome\! also there caring, thoughtful, beautiful and great friends usaly layed back and knows how to hold a grudge. She or he is also easy to love.

damn that girl christian is fucking awesome and hella sexy\!

78. (Christian) (15↑, 34↓)
1. This Really nice kid that always Does what his mommy says 2. Has a Dark side so be where 3. Likes to Flirt with many people for his personal amusement 4. Over all he is pretty Nice and a well brought up kid

Ex. for \# 2 and 3: WoW Don't Be like Christian Ex. for \#1 and 4: Hey maybe Christian and me should text some time....... if he is a good boy

79. (Christian) (31↑, 50↓)
Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.

Most common example known to man is Christian Rossi

80. (Christian) (7↑, 27↓)
An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian? Ged: Yeah, what a douche\! Robert: I think he's cool... Sean and Ged: Get out.

81. (Christian) (20↑, 41↓)
Super creeper to the extreme. Especially in spanish class.

1. Doug was pulling a Christian the other day when he biked slowly by my house. 2. Huy pulled a Christian the other day by asking me if i was working while he was watching from outside the window. 3. Jeff: "What are you doing today?" Jake: "Going boating on the lake with my family" Jeff: "Oh I already knew, that, I saw that on Facebook." Jake:"...Okay, have you turned into a Christian"

82. (Christian) (62↑, 86↓)
WELL, HERE ARE 50 FUN THINGS FOR NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO IN CHURCH 1. Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell." 2. A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals". 3. Put stray dogs in coat closets. 4. Un-tune the piano. 5. Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven". 6. Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666. 7. Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?" 8. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts. 9. Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would you rather be stoned or crucified?" 10. Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out. 11. Start a wave. 12. Do cool things with the lighting. 13. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff". 14. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant. 15. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ\! Are they gonna do another SONG?" 16. Make up your own words to the songs. 17. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding\!" Run out quickly. 18. Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service. 19. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT\!\!\!" 20. Dress all in black, or in camo. 21. Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service. 22. If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead. 23. At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus. 24. Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks. 25. Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in. 26. Inflate balloons, then send them off. 27. Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons. 28. Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page. 29. Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face. 30. Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen. 31. During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago." 32. Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them. 33. Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen. 34. Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is. 35. When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number. 36. Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of me," and lick them. 37. Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark\! An angel has spoken\!" 38. Blow bubbles. 39. Fake a possession. 40. Distribute condoms. 41. Speak in tongues. 42. Ask where the nearest ashtray is. 43. Drool in the collection plate. 44. Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians. 45. After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed. 46. Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry". 47. At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside. 48. Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor. 49. Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you\!\!\!" 50. Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.

- If you behave like a good Christian you will go to Heaven when you die. - Well, I've been a slut all my life and I feel like Heaven every night.

83. (Christian) (71↑, 97↓)
The majority of Americans... *sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in....

Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.

84. (Christian) (23↑, 50↓)
A person that has a relationship with God and is NOT afraid to show it. Chrisitanity is NOT a religion. The word "Christian" was made up for the followers of Jesus Christ. Anyone that follows Jesus whole-heartedly is a Christian. Some people think that it is a religion, but that is a common misunderstanding. Catholic is a religion, Baptist is a religion, Mormon(sp?) is a religion, etc. People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him. Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love. Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.

Jimmy: Hey dude, where were you last night, there was a mad awesome party last night\! Jonsey: I was at church...yo Jimmy: (grimaces) You're a Christian? Jonsey: Yeah Jimmy: So you're like super religious? Jonsey: No, I'm in love Jimmy: (confused)

Author: ServantofChrist http://christian.urbanup.com/3836879
85. (Christian) (7↑, 37↓)
1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen. 2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.

1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ. 2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble. Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary. Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.

86. (christian) (46↑, 76↓)
the biggest pimp you will ever meet

Dude that guys name is christian... really... i bet he is a pimp

Author: christian the best hall http://christian.urbanup.com/3303587
87. (Christian) (25↑, 56↓)
I have not always been a christian, and now i am, I know Christ is alive as my life has changed before my eyes on the inside and out. I believe The Father, Son Christ The Saviour and The Holy Spirit has taught me of True unconditional love and Truth, although I have alot of growing up to do and learning to do with Christ, it is simple for me to say that The Lord is Love, not controversy, hate, insults and arguments, all these are contradictions of what Gods and Christs message is. When loving a person alot of times is more noticed in action not voiced, Loving all no matter what there beliefs or circumstances, being there as a friend through good and bad, worts too. The way people put across to another is very important when you state you are of Christ, but then say to another with selfs egotistical rightousness that they will go to hell, then if the other non believer or who ever would see a hateful attitude and very hurtful, yet you state you have Christ who is all loving, kind, forgiving and not bad or insulting in anyway then through your attitude you do not show any love, care or consideration. People force upon others their own perceptions and not Gods way or perception. The great Lord is not stupid and loves all. These approaches i have read from a christian to a non christian is awful Our Father does not judge so who are we to force and judge when the One in authority does not. The best thing to do without harming or hurting others is to pray for all, Ask yourself as a christian "what would Christ do?"would He hurt, insult, condemn and so on as you have done or would He love, comfort, no matter what. Clean yourself before cleaning others, take the plank out your own eye before you pluck the plank out of anothers eye\! How will you help others to come to Christ if you go straight up and say straight out with no consideration respect or love or kindness of who they are what they are going through and say YOUR GOING TO HELL IF YOU DONT DO THIS\! Jesus didnt teach, speak or have an attitude in anyway. He loved them before He met them and then He sat with them spoke with them and most of all He got to know them, if Christ Our king done this and knew what was going to happen to Him then so must we. What right do we have to say such harmful things to people we do not even know, or can not by any shape or form feel their pains, or experiences, what right do we have to say without even knowing them even Christ on the cross dying said "FATHER FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE DOING".He never once in all scripture screamed out to another your going to hell, not with a bad attitude, not to harm He loved and still loves. If this is peoples approach it is truely wrong especially when you dont even know the people at all. Christ didnt say go preach the gospel the truth and it doesnt matter if you harm and hurt and destroy peoples lives with it He left us with love each other be in fellowship get to know one another, i mean Christ The Lord washed the disiples feet, do we do that do you do that with one another, if you did them efforts first before telling people they going to hell\!who do not know God because of whatever reasons. Well thats my view and I truely do love you all from my heart and dont even know you, and would wash everyone of your feet without hesitation, and eat with you, laugh with you get to know you and share who we are and how we feel together. Thats what it means when it says sit, gather in my name and confess to one another talk of your pains, fears distubances heartaches. Praise Our Lord Christs Holy name I will pray for you all and will love you whatever your choice of belief, who am i to dissagree or agree, i mean what will that prove or do, I have a God Jesus Christ who teaches me to love and He is most definetly NOT ABOUT ARGUMENTS AND DISSAGREEMENTS. HES WONDERFUL AND FULL OF EXCEPTANCE, PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE. Maybe we all should ask for that first try and clean up ourselves before trying to clean others. GOD BLESS YOU ALL FOR ETERNITY, AMEN, PRAISE GOD\!Love in fellowship always Amy.XXXXXXX

JUST UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS SUPPOSED TO=Christianity= LOVE IN CHRIST\!

88. (christian) (55↑, 89↓)
Someone that doesn't get Velvet Underground, George Carlin, or why they need to be worshipping me

Don't worry, folks, christians can be converted

Author: the epitome of greatness http://christian.urbanup.com/3202301
89. (Christian) (53↑, 87↓)
most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.

I can't believe I actually met a Christian today\!\!

Author: Lovestruck Angel http://christian.urbanup.com/2916456
90. (Christian) (350↑, 393↓)
Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.

Wow\! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.

Author: BRAIN - BLAST\!\!\!\! http://christian.urbanup.com/1981751
91. (Christian) (91↑, 136↓)
A males name no one with this name has to believe in the christian religion, but it did orignate from the religion.

hey whats your name MY NAMES CHRISTIAN

92. (Christian) (5↑, 51↓)
The name of The God of The Earth, the ruler over its natural elements and inhabitants, one of the supreme gods, married to emerald, goddess of the earth

Christian allowed the lightning not to strike me.

93. (Christian) (203↑, 249↓)
A true Christian (in my opinion) is someone who: (1.) Believes that Jesus Christ, God's son, humbled himself and came to the earth as a human being. *Believes that Jesus died on a cross not for glory or fame but for the sins of all mankind. *Believes that Jesus taught people how to live, and that he taught by example. He never sinned, although he had been tempted more than once. *Believes that Jesus is forgiving not just once but ALWAYS, which means that if ANYONE sincerely asks him for forgiveness, he will recieve it. Also believes that Christ came for ALL PEOPLE and everybody has a chance to recieve Christ's love. *Believes that Christ did not come to bring himself up but to bring others up and teach others to do it. He came for a reason: UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. (2.) Tries very hard to live by the things Christ taught. *Does not act like a Christian just because they are concerned about others' opinions. *Tries to bring people up, and not think selfishly. *Tries not to bring people down, which includes cursing, insulting, and hurting: people of different gender, different sexual preferences, people who express themselves different than themselves, people who have hurt the person in the past, people who don't live by Christ's teachings, people who look different regarding their weight and such, people like celebrities (we are all the same as them) and many, many more... *Tries not to judge based on what he/she sees. Can include sexual preferences, weight, hair color (what a drag that I had to say that,) skin color, and many more. This is pretty much self explanatory. *Tries to be thankful for the things he/she has, and tries not to complain about or dwell on things that he/she doesn't have. *Tries very hard to forgive others for the things they do, not only to the person but to themselves and others. This could be the hardest thing for a Christian to do because it's hard to get hurt feelings out of his/her mind. I myself find it hard because the things people have done come to my mind when I see them. It's hard to be forgiving but one must try. The fact that forgiveness is hard is NOT an excuse to defend his/herself with. *Tries not to compete for attention/bragging rights, bring others down or become 'better than others' by doing all this, because that IS NOT the reason one should become a Christian. Does not act like a Christian just so he can be looked at as a better person. *There are many other things I could say about number 2 but those are some of the most important things to me. (3.) Tries to spread the Christian faith and be welcoming to others. *THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE BEING VIOLENT OR INSULTING TO DO THIS. IT DOESN'T INCLUDE FORCE OR PUSHING THINGS ON OTHERS. THIS ONLY DRIVES PEOPLE AWAY AND DOESN'T HELP YOUR CAUSE AT ALL. *It does include a little bit of talk and a lot of support. The best way to introduce the Christian faith is to just be a good friend. Being a good example of a Christian and not tainting others' opinions of one is a very important factor. Being a good role model is a perfect way to model the Christian faith. *One must welcome others no matter what their personality or attitude is, what they wear, how they speak, what they do, or especially what they think of you. We must not pick and choose who to be welcoming to, because Christ didn't. In fact, Jesus made it a goal for himself to reach out to those who were 'low on the food chain.' He cared about people who nobody cares about. ***NOTE*** This definition was not written to be used as an excuse to bring someone down or tell them how bad they are. It is all my opinion, but I do believe it is true. I just wanted to share my opinion with you and maybe clear up some of the bad things said about them. Now let me say, nobody's perfect. Hopefully no Christian thinks they're perfect. Also I'd like to say that Christians are not all heterosexual, and they are not all afraid of or dislike homosexuals. Most importantly, at least 95% of Christians are not on a mission to prove that they are better than everyone else. That's not their prerogative. Trust me. ^-^

Do we really need an example of a Christian? Just look up and you'll see a whole lot of them. ^-^ By the way...I only put those tags on it because I had to. But...you could probably find what I'm talking about in one of those? Um...yeah.

Author: Anonymous blah blah blah blahhhhhhdidy blah. http://christian.urbanup.com/2246703
94. (christian) (315↑, 368↓)
Either Slater or Bale are cool by me.

Christian Bale and Christian Slater. Two waaaaay cool actors.

95. (Christian) (159↑, 214↓)
A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe

Deeeeeaaam, did you see christian today?

Author: inlovewchristian http://christian.urbanup.com/3168357
96. (Christian) (59↑, 114↓)
A NOUN/VERB The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a "Saemi" cock (for further reference please see "Saemi")

Eric:Hey Edvard\! How did you like the Christian yesterday? Edvard:Hey Eric\! It was excellent, my anus hasn't stopped bleeding and I can't take a seat Steven & Sam: We're gonna do you so fucking Christian right now George: NOOOO\! Not the Christian

97. (Christian) (250↑, 309↓)
A person who has accepted Jesus Christ into their life. A follower of Him.They usually go to a church,read the Bible,Pray,ect.They are kind,considerate,and know that they are not better than anyone else.Or that is the way they should be.Christians do have fun.Fun isn't just playing violent games with blood,gore,cussing,shoting people in the head, and all that.Fun isn't just having sex all the time.Fun isn't just drinking and partying.Fun can be being with family.Fun can be going to church.Christian's don't just go to church and throw little green Bibles at you when you walk out the front door.They have a life,also.They know they aren't perfect.Nor is anyone else besides God/Jesus.Give them a chance,they will most likely give you one.

Being a Christian isn't that bad.

98. (Christian) (113↑, 174↓)
A person Who believes that God, came down to earth in the flesh, died on a cross, and saved the sins of many. past,present, and future. It is a relationship. Yes some Christians do wear signs and yell at people saying that they are going to hell. but most Christians are not that. Sadly though, they are painted by the brush of those who do yell and scream at people. (this is to all you people who do yell and scream at other people. put down the bull horn, shut up, and actually love people the way Jesus does. Don't go yelling and freaking people out\!)and we do not force people to convert, we merely ask (and yes, sadly some shout) if we ask you to come to church, its like asking if you wanna go see a movie. Christians love people, they don't all hate.

guy \#1 " do you want to come to church? were giving away $500 this Sunday." you "sure, I'm not doing anything Sunday, just watching tv all day" Being a Christian is actually fun, not a list of rules

99. (christian) (456↑, 517↓)
A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

100. (Christian) (18↑, 81↓)
-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio. -Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne. -Brags about his beer pong and [raslin] prowesses to anyone that will listen. -Does not hesitate to hit females. -Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him. -Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm. -Convicted [bro-rapist] -[Pizza bandit] -Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff -Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school -Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man\!" -Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG -Laughs like a emphazemic old woman -Contemplates nestling his popped collars -Currently half pops his collars -Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop) -Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework -Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend -Certified hallway roamer

Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.

101. (christian) (42↑, 109↓)
[Christianity]:One of the most popular religions in western society. It is looked down on by many AND thought highly of by many too. Christianity wouldn't be as looked down upon by non-christians IF the ALL people IN the religion knew how to control what they say about other religions and such. Radical [christians] and groups of christians are the absolute (sp?) worst of the worst and example see [christian attack] OR [westboro baptist church]. Most are well mannered and won't be rude to people that don't share their beliefs BUT there are a good number that will preach and try to get you to convert. The religion itself is based around [the bible]. Which for all we know could have been written by somebody on and acid trip. If you think about it, it's much like [satanism] only the exact opposite. They both believe in a diety (sp?) that can't be proven exists, practice rituals like praying and chants and stuff. And they both have the symbols to represent (sp?) them ([cross] and INVERTED [pentagram]). The limits of the christian people are endless and constantly added to. Seriously, they can't be listed there's too many\!

Hardcore christian: OMGosh\! you don't believe in god\!\!\!\!\!\!\! BURN IN HELL YOU BAD PERSON WHO WORSHIPS MR. EVILPANTS\!\!\!\! me myself and I: i don't believe in god because there isn't enough (sp?) evidence to prove he/she/whatever exists. i ALSO don't believe in SATAN NOT mr. evilpants or the devil because those aren't the real names for him/her/whatever for the same reasons. hardcore christian: WHATEVER BURN IN HELL FAG.

Author: ms. randompants http://christian.urbanup.com/2878909
102. (christian) (480↑, 548↓)
Someone who likes to convert or lecture others because they don't follow their religion, rather than minding their own business.

I am a devout Christian. You will burn in Hell for your Atheist views. Doesn't the bible say *not* to judge others?

103. (christian) (165↑, 236↓)
Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?

Christian: I'm a Christian Non-christian: Dude... that sucks Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think. Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry\!

104. (christian) (59↑, 131↓)
a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy

He sounds like a christian

105. (Christian) (43↑, 118↓)
Good looking guy both inside and out with a great personality. Fun to be around because he always makes you laugh...acts like a BIG KID\!\!\! =P Sports loving fan. He is responsible and honest, faithful and loves children. Any girl would be lucky to be with him.

If you don't have a Christian, get one soon cause they go fast. Each sold seperatly shipping and handling not included...sometimes, ha ha ;)

106. (CHRISTIAN) (135↑, 216↓)
A person who believes in the teaching and word of god and believes that jesus is and always will be the son of god and that he was sent from above by god and died on the cross to pay the ultimate price for our sins future and past alike and rose from the dead to be with with the lord.

I am a christian I attend Savannah Christian Church and study and believe in the teachings of god\!\!\!

107. (Christian) (142↑, 224↓)
An ignorant hypocrit.

Ex. 1 Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple." Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?" Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK." Ex. 2 Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals." Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?" Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship." Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."

108. (Christian) (189↑, 274↓)
A person who believes at least the following: There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead. In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".

Christians believe in the divinity of Jesus.

109. (christian) (147↑, 234↓)
One who has received God's FREE gift of Salvation (eternal life in heaven) as a result of having faith in God and having faith in Jesus Christ who died on the Cross as atonement for the sins of every man/woman.

Many people in the world claim to be Christians; however, they really probably aren't. If you are NOT a Christian, then you will spend eternity in hell. Think about eternity. It's pretty long. Would you want to live FOREVER in heaven with God in a place full of joy? Or, would you want to live in Hell with Satan in eternal pain and misery? Consider your options while you still have the chance.

110. (Christian) (153↑, 243↓)
1. noun - a member of a [religion] who believes that Jesus was the son of [God] and was placed on earth to save humanity from its sins. There are many doctrines besides this central tenet that are either rejected or accepted by any number of Christian sects, or denominations. Most Christians believe in kindness to their fellow man, charity, a basic moral code ([Ten Commandments]), and reciprocity ([Golden Rule]). Also, many Christians believe in aggressively attempting to convert non-Christians to their thinking, since Christians believe that [pagan]s will all go to [hell] when they die. Unfortunately, Christians have a poor track record of sticking to their beliefs, and throughout history have used the religious estalishment of [Christianity] to perpetuate evil as well as good upon the world. Christians are often stereotyped as self-righteous, hypocritical, and willfully ignorant in addition to any positive traits instilled by their religion. 2. adjective - pertaining, related, part of, or similar to [Christianity].

1. Atheist (me): I believe that there is no God, but you can believe whatever you want as far as I'm concerned. Tolerant Christian: oh, cool. Personally, I'm planning on going to heaven to be with Jesus, my Savior and Lord. Intolerant Christian: oh noes\! A heretic\! You're gonna burn in hell, Satanist\! 2. The Catholic Church is a Christian institution.

111. (Christian) (18↑, 109↓)
C-caring H-honest R-romantic I-integrity S-sincere T-talented I-innocent A-amazing N-nice A person who knows how to keep their word. Christians are trustworthy and reliable. They're tall dark and handsome. Very attractive and muscular. Knows how to treat a girl. Kind and Sweet. Most amazing person you'll ever meet. Its easy to fall in love with a Christian

That guy over there totally looks like a Christian, tall, dark, handsome.. Yep deffinately a Christian

112. (Christian) (89↑, 180↓)
noun: Lion food. [Pat Robertson] [Jerry Falwell] [Adolf Hitler] [Karl Rove] [Moral Majority] [Religious Right]

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you." Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

Author: gofuckyourself525 http://christian.urbanup.com/3349146
113. (Christian) (20↑, 115↓)
Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.

People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.

114. (Christian) (130↑, 232↓)
A person who has a relationship with the one true God and is saved by the grace of Jesus Christ and believes in Him. Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION. It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad. Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."

If you take Jesus Christ out of Christianity, than it doesn't make sense. If you take allah out of muslim or buddha out of buddhism or if you take ANY leader out of that particular religion and you do that with ALL the other religions that exist in the world, than all of it's "rules" or "foundations" or whatever still make sense based on it's belief, which would be a false belief anyway. Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?

Author: Jenkins Stephany http://christian.urbanup.com/2539567
115. (christian) (159↑, 286↓)
Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.

Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.

116. (Christian) (940↑, 1067↓)
A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith. Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide. Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.

"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian." "Dude, don't you mean a plumber." "Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."

117. (christian) (101↑, 231↓)
ugly whore with a disease also known as a CTD. which stands for christian transmitted disease. No one likes Christian. Everyone thinks shes annoying and everyone talks behind her back.

That fucking christian\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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